That weird one with the green glasses

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    If you say “y’all” or “ain’t” in my presence, you’re automatically stupid as hell.

    amantes-amentes:

    ferrrox:

    clearly-borderline:

    coolbrosparkles:

    clearly-borderline:

    Agreed. 

    I’m originally from Gaston County, North Carolina, which is RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE BIBLEBELTED SWEET TEA DRINKING FUCKHOLE, and I said it all of my life up until I moved to the coast. Nobody says it unless they want to get beat up. 

    Fucking.

    Thank.

    You.

    It’s like, I hear it at home, and I hate it. If I’m calling for people, I say “hey you guys” or “hey guys”, but “ya’ll” is like…wat?

    It pisses me off to no end.

    Oh wow I wonder how it would feel to be as sophisticated as you are! How intelligent and classy!

    I wish someone had just told me how much of a bumpkin I was, and am, because I learned to speak in local dialect! If only I, too, had been fortunate enough to live on the coast, where evidently I could have been curbed of my shameful habit by roaming bands of people who would “beat me up” for saying “y’all”! Astonishing! Perhaps a tour of the “coast” (would love to know which) would help me become acquainted with a better, more acceptable American English.

    I was so ashamed by your shrewd linguistic analysis (“but “ya’ll” is like…wat?”) that I decided to quickly gather some information on the extent of this awful social problem. Luckily, Wikimedia provided a map of the areas where the phrase “y’all” is especially common.

    So we could really grasp the scope of this issue, I did a quick search of the populations of these contraction-blighted areas. The results are grim. A full 25% of the US population is need of serious linguistic intervention, and fast!

    These figures aren’t good. With 25% percent of the US population admitted “y’all”-sayers, you have your work cut out for you: it will take quite a bit of time to cure the ignorance of 77,411,911 people! You have quite a lot of educating to do. However, I’m confident that with your help we can learn to curb our ways and quit being such moronic shitstains!

    I am not even from that area of the world and I find y’all to be nice and effective on occasion. Not to mention that it’s a perfectly valid element in a perfectly valid language (BECAUSE DIALECTS ARE LANGUAGES TOO, BECAUSE PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, SPEAK THEM!!!!!!).

    It’s just a contraction of “you” and “all”… y’all may as well stop saying can’t, won’t, don’t, doesn’t, wouldn’t, shouldn’t, couldn’t, it’s, isn’t, etc. if this word is problematic in some way.

    Good day.

    And also fuck off.

    Y’all is an awesome word. I picked it up from a character I played and I like it.

    Also, I embrace my usage of the word “like” as a quotative (par l’example: And he was like “I hate you.” and I was like “Well then you can fuck off.”) because it’s perfectly acceptable as part of the English language’s evolution. I read an entire paper on the uses of “like” as a quotative, and how it’s useful because it can be used to denote either actual speech or thought AND can precede sort of non-speech dialogue like dramatic flailing or inarticulate noises or some such.

    There are instances and places where a prescriptivist attitude towards is good or even necessary (academic papers, for instance), but you’re severely limiting both yourself and the people around you when that’s the only way you think about things.

    — 3 months ago with 2433 notes
    #whoa sorry got all eloquent and shit up in there  #also fuck off to everyone who says that swear words weaken my writing  #swear words are awesome  #pricks 
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      Seein posts like this maek...cowboyin state calld texes. ill jus stik ta wat i no, drinkin...
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      Hey, OP! Frank has something to say to you! Look, normally I don’t like to come off like an elitist bitch, but I’m just...
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      In a world in which it is not okay to judge a person based on their actual level of intellect; it is acceptable to judge...
    8. aheronamedphil reblogged this from heyjudesie and added:
      I say both constantly… and frankly, I ain’t inclined to give a fuck what ya’ll think if ya’ll are making judgements...
    9. heyjudesie reblogged this from gardenofsastra and added:
      Yeah, because judging people’s intelligence by dialect and language choices that may be an important part of their...
    10. gardenofsastra reblogged this from thanbooksmightmean and added:
      Fuck that noise. Y’all is a perfectly cromulent word. How else are you going to address a group of people without...
    11. freshest-tittymilk reblogged this from theknightmurders and added:
      fuck you if you don’t like the way i speak… i can talk as if i have sense if i damn well want and need to, but if i’m in...
    12. theknightmurders reblogged this from jhameia and added:
      I’ll be right there right beside you. (Fuckers think they can tell me what I can and can not say *grumbles*)
    13. thanbooksmightmean reblogged this from jhameia and added:
      And ya’ll has the benefit of being gender neutral, so I’ll continue to use it as much as I damn well please.
    14. jhameia reblogged this from witchsistah and added:
      ….. I say “ya’ll” and “like” all the damn time ;_; :P (You will take my slangy vocabulary the same way you’ll take my...
    15. searchingforknowledge reblogged this from vampirefinch and added:
      Takedown is epic.
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      “ain’t” when Northern-sounding Whites...saying “like” every
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      I say “ya’ll” and “ain’t” and I’m from the North, motherfuckers, and that still doesn’t mean shit. Get your head out of...
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      l o l i live in the north in a suburb of chicago and y’all and ain’ (not even ain’t, we don’t say the t) is common...
    22. legochesters reblogged this from dorkery and added:
      ain’t y’all fancy?
    23. crunk-kardashian reblogged this from bradney and added:
      same I always say y’all and ain’t. people who don’t like it can kick rocks
    24. fucktodayitstomorrow reblogged this from rebuilt-and-remanufactured and added:
      spent the first 4 years...my life growing up in Alabama, which means
    25. kokiron reblogged this from ceepolk and added:
      I’m glad you think so OP; It assures me that if I ever meet you or any of y’all that agree on the street, I won’t have...
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      I couldn’t live without the words y’all or ain’t. Then again I am a regular southern belle. PLUS Godney says yall so…
    29. degeneratebeauty-queen reblogged this from diverting and added:
      I say y’all all the fucking time. It makes me sound like a sassy bitch and that’s exactly what I am. I’ll say whatever...
    30. -purplenurples reblogged this from diverting and added:
      I don’t say y’all or ain’t but I think it’s stupid how people say its bad to say those words. WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO...
    31. diverting reblogged this from eldantator and added:
      I really appreciated this commentary. I’m from California but I say “y’all” occasionally due to the many years I spent...
    32. quinnradleyy reblogged this from machineinthemist and added:
      The library is closed! That was such a mighty burn. Y’all cray.